@markleggett: I only watch "Game of Thrones" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch.
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@mikejanson2: 5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*
@curlycomedy: Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am.
@iGreenMonk: Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I’m not beating her.
@tarashoe: women and their purses! haha what's in there. tampons? lol. WATER? sweater? got sweaters? do you have an extra men's medium sweater in there