@markleggett: I only watch "Game of Thrones" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch.
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@junejuly12: Ever get home, look at your hair in a mirror, and wonder how many small children you terrified while you were out
@Kyle_Raney: [hospital] "We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach." "Is that bahahaad?" "Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."
@GuyEndoreKaiser: After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions.