@markleggett: I only watch "Game of Thrones" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch.
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@SondraDeeMe: 3 years ago I trained 6 days a week & ran a 5K. Now I run my mouth 6 days a week telling the pizza delivery guy how I ran a 5K 3 years ago.
@Miciura: Honesty is the best policy, unless you're trying to return something that you've already worn.
@AristotlesNZ: Me: Baby-proofed the house like you wanted Wife: Ya? Me: Ya. Locks, fence, barbed wire, the works Her:.. Me: No way a baby's gettin in here.
@SlipCarefully: To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle.