@FloodyHippie: I only wear dresses on sad occasions, like funerals and weddings.
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@Jade_VK: "This soup was so good I wish I could just...NOMCRNCHNCH" *chewing glass* "There must be a better way!" -Inventing the bread bowl
@1par8head: Someone is selling a rot iron table on Craigslist ..wonder If they would trade for a dictionary
@MartaEffing: I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables.
@Smooheed: "Don't worry my love, I'll breathe for the both of us" I whisper as I drink directly from the wine bottle