@FloodyHippie: I only wear dresses on sad occasions, like funerals and weddings.
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@ReeseButCallMeV: What phone etiquette?! You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
@brennadine: Pavlov's bell, but it's me reading an email that I think says winebar when it's actually webinar.
@Tmoney68: A man played Justin Bieber to force an attacking bear to run off. He was treated for his injuries, then arrested for cruelty to animals.