@apollilaire: i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: "tell me the meaning of life". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box
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@Awesomemom10: Maybe if I answer the door naked the pizza delivery guy won't realize I paid with Monopoly money.
@Carbosly: Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty.