@apollilaire: i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: "tell me the meaning of life". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box
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@LOsepyan: According to my next door neighbor's diary I have "boundary issues" can you believe that?
@ThisOneSayz: *orders large pizza* *opens box* "Let's do this...wait" "Safety first," I whisper as I unbutton my jeans.
@AndrewNadeau0: If every time someone asks you to do something you quietly gasp and whisper, “Like the prophecy foretold.” People stop asking you to do things.