@eileencurtright: I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw.
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@954LeenO: I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times
@joejwest: DOROTHY: What do these shoes do? GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame [tries new pair] And these? G: Wait- D: [clicks heels] [turns into hamburger]
@imlaurenmcguire: I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend.