@AndyRichter: I ordered a toilet seat from Amazon and now based on the ads I see they must think I have an insatiable toilet seat addiction
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@stevevsninjas: [camera store] Luke: I'd like to buy a tripod. Yoda: There are only do-pods and do-not-pods.
@elle91: I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.