@CakeThrottle: I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow
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@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..
@Shower4Thought: Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
@AbbyHasIssues: People who say I'm hard to shop for obviously didn't see how excited I just got finding an almond on the couch.