@CakeThrottle: I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow
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@joejwest: [beach] [a foot washes up] [next, a boot] [I combine them] [more parts arrive] [I keep building] [I stand back] ME: Oh no..you?! HITLER: Yep
@AdrianYoung10: I've just found a mole on my shoulder. I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute.
@slimmy_shady: I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist.