@OldSpookMan: I overheard my daughter asking the little boy next door, "Are you the opposite sex, or am I."
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@HomeProbably: I've received so many Christmas cards from people I don't know this year, probably because they weren't addressed to me.
@2questionable: The hardest part of having multiple kids is explaining why only your first child has a baby book.
@SCbchbum: Did you know if you send a fancy iPhone emoticon to a non-iPhone user, it just shows up as a middle finger?
@noog: The year is 2020. Hip hop has fully merged with dubstep, creating the genre of music known as Dubhop. All hope for mankind is lost