@OldSpookMan: I overheard my daughter asking the little boy next door, "Are you the opposite sex, or am I."
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@shariv67: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.
@TylerLinkin: Yesterday I fell, landed on my back, and could not roll over and get up. At the time I was wearing a Turtleneck Sweater.
@davepell: 95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now. Overall productivity level remains steady.