@rickkondell: I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
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@realHamOnWry: I woke this morning to find Mr.Mittens on the bed staring at me with a look that said 'You're a mouth breather, and I'll never respect you'
@hippieswordfish: b-52's songs: -'love shack' -'hate shed' -'sad tent' -'happy igloo' -'frustrated RV' -'depression garage' -'melancholy lake house'
@dmc1138: Someone should open a bar called "The Gym", so when I tell people where I'm going, it won't be a lie.