@Marlebean: It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous.

@vapidaccount: Thanks autocorrect...clearly "I am fantasy" is a better answer than "fantastic" when asked how I'm doing...

@theyearofelan: If there is one thing the Internet has taught us it is that even the dumbest people on Earth have somehow learned how to use the Internet

@Ristolable: I like telling people to "grow up" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say "Took my advice I see"

@Ellequence: I might be OCD, but I'm not falling for that check engine bullshit. It's there.