@rickkondell: I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@shivkumarrx: What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT
@MeatloafComedy: My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it's rude to point???
@AnOrangeSNES: I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft.