@fanofhell: I own a gun so if a robber breaks into my home and steals my stuff I can shoot all my stuff and break it so the robber can't enjoy any of it
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@Barknado69: Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps
@aplethoras: me: why do i feel terrible brain: coffee is not a food group brain: eat a vegetable brain: sleep me: guess we'll never know brain: oh my god
@Coops_Bradley: That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket.
@LostFelicia: I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks.