@TheCatWhisprer: I own a lot of Nike shirts for a guy who just bought a movie on iTunes so he wouldn’t have to get up and get the DVD from the other room.
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@Reverend_Scott: Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible.
@YourDailyGroan: I believe in workplace drug testing. That's why I slipped Ambien and Ex-Lax into my boss' coffee. Let's test which one works faster.