@LookAwayMomDad: I paid $200,000 for an English degree and my coworker just asked me to proofread her Facebook status.
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@kelkulus: Apparently on Facebook you can "like" that someone "liked" something. I just liked the movie "Inception", and now we wait.
@Tylerosis: Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.
@BlindVigil: *Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!
@thentherewasmo: Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever