@HarryRamble: I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought "Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness" was inappropriate.
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@Try2StopME: Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too.
@mindflakes: People often ask me if there's a good reason why I'm sitting in their birdbath, but there almost never is
@CarrieMayhem: I want to lose some weight but I love food & hate exercise. I'm really stuck between a rock & a fat place here.
@w00f_w00f: Hate it when couples fight & change their relationship status to "single". I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to "orphan".