@pauleggleston: I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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@IfTonyTweeted: If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I’d appreciate it. I’ve been locked out for about 4 years now
@MartaEffing: Yes, you take my breath away... But so does a brisk walk, or the sight of an ugly baby. Don't be so flattered.
@Donna_McCoy: Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers.