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@pauleggleston: I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
@CroweJam: I just woke up and scared the hell out of this mortician.
@OutOnTheMoors: Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle.
@maebemarbles: *crawls seductively across bed*
*elbow gives out*
@LaetPO: Marriage is so disrespected as an institution nowadays that soon brides may be tossing the groom and keeping the bouquet.
@CrackedIllusion: Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed.