@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.
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@LionJenkins: [First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know? <Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>