@NotKevinSheedy: I peed so hard that a little laugh came out
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@Reverend_Scott: WIFE: What are you doing? ME: [struggling on floor] Yoga WIFE: At the bottom of the stairs? ME: WIFE: You fell down the stairs ME: Yes
@NikiWithIssues: Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.
@Shelts99: All women want to be swept off their feet, until you push them into the sea. Dating is hard!