@NotKevinSheedy: I peed so hard that a little laugh came out
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@chrisdelia: I'm pitching a show called "Walking Dad" where dads go around biting each other and then the people who get bitten become dads too.
@clindsaysway: I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps.
@Ma_h_ad: I asked my cousin why he eats the burger first and he's like imagine I die whilst eating the chips
@haleysfalling: so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i "need to put my hospital gown on the right way"