@NotKevinSheedy: I peed so hard that a little laugh came out
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic.
@RocketRankoon: I order so much Chinese food the delivery guy must think I'm a middle aged divorced homicide detective in an 80s movie.
@Jake_Vig: HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.