@perlmutations: I personally endorse our president going to war with North Korea. Not our military of course, just the president.
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@BradBroaddus: Some guy just passed toilet paper under the stall without me even asking. I'm not sure if he is a pervert or a wizard.
@kelkulus: My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses.
@chrissyteigen: I don't like charging my phone on the plane because a large part of me feels like I am sucking energy and power from the engine
@joshgondelman: I hope Bitcoin is like Snapchat in that people stop talking about it before I have to learn what it is.