@BreadFoster: I "pet zone" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there.
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@DevilryFun: I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese.
@markydoodoo: If you press this button, you will get a piece of cheesecake but one person on earth will die so- *me already pressing button* sorry, what?
@kyry5: The Constitution has barely been altered in 200 years, but my $300 textbook is worth $0.82 bc they came out with a new edition mid-semester.
@NikiWithIssues: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty.