@BreadFoster: I "pet zone" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there.
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@trentistweeting: "Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*
@murrman5: [determined not to have any awkward silence during date] "so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"
@RidiculousSheri: The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security.