@TaintUrBalls: I pick up hitchhikers cause then when I'm pulled over the weed is his.
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@Parkerlawyer: I made a grown man cry today in court. But yet I can't get my kids to clean their damn rooms.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go.
@StymieBrewer: "It's a bird! It's a plane!" - my 3 year old niece, excited as hell over some basic shit.