@TaintUrBalls: I pick up hitchhikers cause then when I'm pulled over the weed is his.
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@KattsDogma: I started a book club. A coloring book club. There's a line to get in. We're never on the same page. Nothing's black & white. We're well red
@GreenishDuck: My sisters made me watch their kids last night. At one point all six of them were crying, but I just kept rap battling them one by one.
@sixthformpoet: How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
@kumailn: Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England.