@KKAlThani: I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini.
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@meganamram: Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote "blackbird" about Batman
@thenatewolf: Reading about Selena Gomez getting a kidney from her best friend and thinking about my friend who said he didn't like to loan out his DVDs.
@Sarcasticsapien: Someone angrily told me "You're so sarcastic!" That would be like me angrily telling a woman "You're so beautiful!"