@Dutch_50: I planted a whole garden full of bird seed this year and not one bird came up. I quit.
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@SnizzleFrizzle: 12: "Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?" Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.
@LurkAtHomeMom: One alternative to having kids is to hire two people to sit in your car and start a loud argument every time your favorite song comes on.