@ilovepie84: I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep
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@Playing_Dad: Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course
@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.
@StephanieOKC: Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it "Girls Gone Wild" when you're a 100.