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@novicefather: I played dead in the living room to see how my 2yo would respond.

He climbed on my "corpse" for 5 minutes then turned on the tv.

I played dead in the living room to see how my 2yo would respond.

He climbed on my “corpse” for 5 minutes then turned on the tv.

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