@DriftLight: I plucked my first gray hair today. The lady it came from got so mad you guys.
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@Kendragarden: Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?
@ibid78: "Your word is 'oujia'" -could you use that in a seance? [spelling bee judge puts hand over the mic] I think.. I think this guy just won
@KaptainKoRnie: Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey.