@michowl: I pointed to hub's hearing aid and said is that thing on? He said "yes, I am just trying to figure out what the hell you are saying"
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@seanforhire: if aliens attack we will probably be fine unless they realize how easily we are influenced by traffic cones
@danjan13: Kindly respect my midwestern lifestyle and do not make any crude or irreverent jokes at this time.
@Social_Mime: I'd give my wife my coat if she's cold but I'll take it back if I become cold and maybe she'll be prepared next time we go out.