@EricGoldie: I politely asked a woman on my flight if she could put her kid in the overhead compartment & she looked at me like I was crazy or something.
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@Merman_Melville: I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog "The War Atrocity Babe"
@GingerHotDish: [police interrogation room] Officer: you've been identified as the runner who.. Me: Let me stop you right there.
@Tmoney68: [Parker Brothers Meeting: 1903] Boss: We need a tedious game that will last for hours & tear families apart. And Monopoly was born.
@peachesanscream: Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.