@2tickytacky: I posted a selfie and someone commented "Oh my! That was brave.".
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@ElleOhHell: Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that.
@Storminika: I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open.
@MartiSchodt: What do we want? DRESSES WITH POCKETS! How do we want them? FILLED WITH SNACKS! What kind of snacks? PREFERABLY A REFRESHING MIX OF SALTY AND SWEET BUT WE'RE NOT TOO PICKY FOCUS ON THE POCKETS
@DadandBuried: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.