@2tickytacky: I posted a selfie and someone commented "Oh my! That was brave.".
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@gabeserra: My 3 yr old's idea of comedic timing is waiting till we're at least 10 minutes away from house to tell me he's not wearing any shoes.
@AndyAsAdjective: How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent
@ihateitmunky: Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up like get off the ride