@2tickytacky: I posted a selfie and someone commented "Oh my! That was brave.".
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@ScottLinnen: Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness.
@theshamingofjay: Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably
@NintenDom: I just got off the phone with God. He's pretty bummed out. Poor guy has a huge crush on an atheist, but she doesn't even know he exists.