@JennyJohnsonHi5: I posted "Happy Almost Mother's Day!" on this chick I grew up with's Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion.
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@EyeSeeYou619: HIM: it's not necessary to say "testing 1-2-3" into the microphone every time. do you understand? ME: check-check. yes, your honor.
@ParkerTheKing: I will do a lot of things but admiting I'm cold to my mom when she told me to bring a jacket is not one.
@NickBossRoss: You legally aren't married until someone says, "haha but seriously" in their wedding speech.