@myles_morrison: I practiced cursive for years in elementary school & my electronic bank signature still looks like it was signed by a drunk monkey.
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@WilliamAder: They've got a tiger running loose in Atlanta and I won't take out the garbage if there's a moth on the screen door.
@pleatedjeans: [approaches cute girl in library] Yo babe are you Jamaican bc you're Jamaican a lot of noise please keep it down people are trying to read
@BuckyIsotope: GOOD COP: I’m going to read you your rights BAD COP: I’m going to beat a confession out of you CENTRIST COP: you both make some good points