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@djdarrellripley: I pray every night that I never become religious...
@primawesome: Attack today with a positive attitude. Absolutely destroy it with good vibes. Murder its family with hope.
@ojedge: [1st date]
Me: [putting my jacket over my dates shoulders]
Her: "Thank you but I'm not cold"
Me: [covering her awful dress] "Yes you are"
@Jacob_Swift16: I like having conversations on elevators because you know there's a time limit.
@AngelaEhh: I just want to bring your heart to it's knees.
... And while you're down there...
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact:
The "eye roll" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam.