@djdarrellripley: I pray every night that I never become religious...
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@polychromatik: Do you ever wake up. Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive. I did. Not really appreciated on flights apparently
@Jerrypleasure: [RESTAURANT] Her : I like kids (To impress her) Me: *Points at any kid in a restaurant* I'm his father
@seamussaid: Commander: ARCHERS READY Archer: (to guy next to him) dude tbh I was zoned out wtf we supposed to be shooting at