@ThisOneSayz: *getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?

@stonedcoldlazy: Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot.

@collabeans620: I won't sugarcoat something unless I'm eating it

@Maxine12333: I have days when wearing a hat is the only use I have made of my head.

@clindsaysway: Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad