@djdarrellripley: I pray every night that I never become religious...
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@secondofhername: If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry
@KeetPotato: me: "£4,000 for a beehive?" salesman: "sir, there are 8,000 bees in there, that's only 50p each" me: [checking my wallet] "give me 3 bees"
@Dutch_50: I'm at a point in my life where I admire the majestic full trees in my yard and marvel at the amount of leaves I'll need to rake.