@mydmac: I prefer to date a man after I see how well he treats his wife.
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@causticbob: Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
@DCpierson: I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
@OBiiieeee: First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though