@MatCro: [break-in]
BURGLAR: [cracks safe]
COP: Not so fast, kiddo
BURGLAR: [cracks safe more slowly]
@Birdhumms: I've had the same phone for over three years, so I know a thing or two about commitment and frustration.
@MissMalbec: - Are you upset?
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- No.
@ThingsJackDigs: Chainsaws: because "The Texas Weed-whacker Massacre" just wasn't scary enough
@hammbone84: If you guys don't start appreciating my tweets, I will introduce my mom to Twitter. Don't make me ruin this for everyone.
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