@Brianhopecomedy: I probably should've said, "Congrats on your 4th child!" instead of "Halfway there, OctoMom".
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@dave_cactus: *approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna.
@ImaFlyontheWall: *follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*
@SharkJelly: *in a fight with Humpty Dumpty* "You don't scare me, I eat eggs like you for breakfast"