@ReeMURDA: I promise, I'm only gonna have 2 beers tonight.... 2 beers in dog beers
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@AntozWolf: They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.
@scorpicpanda: Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, "I wanna marry you." And I was like, "K."