@sarahjoyshockey: I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug
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@InternetHippo: GEORGE WASHINGTON: We should put "We Trust In God" on our money THOMAS JEFFERSON: Great idea. Did you get that? YODA (taking notes): Yep
@equinelover137: A guy just said he wants to know what I got "in the trunk" I told him duct tape, a shovel and rapid decomposition powder Flirting is hard
@scenesfromahat: As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.