@sarahjoyshockey: I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug
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@Darlainky: If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page.
@JohnHilsen: OK it's like sure, I've MURDERED before. Big deal. Sue me. It's not like I'm a MURDERER or anything. I only do it socially.
@yaboybillnye: SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
@clindsaysway: Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad