@Ameiam: I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. Cause that's how I roll.
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@iwearaonesie: *wife walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* "Why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"
@thenatewolf: Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization.
@TEXASVETERAN: Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works.