@AGStr8upNinja: I purposely park three feet away from the drive thru window so Mcdonalds employees can get in their daily stretches.
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@heykarlin: I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk.
@ghostkrogh: every time i think i've met the perfect girl it's three raccoons in a trench coat who rob me again
@Staggfilms: STARBUCKS BARISTA: I got a latte here for *squinting* Catheter Zebra Jokes? CATHERINE ZETA-JONES: *sigh* That’s gotta be mine— CATHETER ZEBRA JOKES: Hey not so fast, lady.