@DonKinderknecht: I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-(
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@thats_a_morey: What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret
@shkeeber: 1. Find homeless man. 2. Bathe him. 3. Wash & patch up his clothes. 4. Give him a record player. 5. Congratulations, you own a hipster.
@iNusku: I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.
@weinerdog4life: Of course bears shit in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.