@OhNoSheTwitnt: I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches.
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@NoorShamma: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Mars has 2 moons. Venus has no moons. Do you see where I'm getting at? Men, GIVE BACK OUR MOON!
@jacquelinehey: Joe: Okay so we sneak in one night around February, steal his shoes Obama: Joe Joe: And then dump legos all over the floor
@thedayofthedot: there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people.