@OhNoSheTwitnt: I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches.
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@man_in_radiator: My neighbor upstairs bought a new treadmill and I accidentally just shot five holes in my ceiling.
@bea_ker: [guy bursts into crowded real estate agents] OK NOBODY MOVE *from back office* Aw c'mon man - really? It's tough enough in this economy.
@smedlee: When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.
@wittwitbarista: With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner.