@gavinpivott: "I put my gear back in fourth." - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe.
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@AbbyHasIssues: I react to seeing a pizza the way most women react when they see a baby. It makes me want another one of my own.
@cervixsmash: Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing
@TweetPotato314: Juliet: *Sees Romeo's lifeless body* Eh, it was like 4 days. Shakespeare: *From overhead* No, you're distraught! You also want to kill yourself. J: But, I'm only 13! S: C'mon you agreed to this. You're the lead! J: Fine! *plunges dagger into heart* - Shakespeare Pressure