@jabba_jabba_jaw: I put my pants on like anyone else. By court ordered mandate.
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@wallin_monica: My 5y/o just threw a 15 min fit because she doesn't want me to get old. I had to tell her if she took a bath it would help me stay young
@ConorTripler: my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner
@2tickytacky: He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them.