@jabba_jabba_jaw: I put my pants on like anyone else. By court ordered mandate.
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@cookiejartales: In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I'm not his wife.We broke it off...Single again
@xysist: Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG
@osigat: When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions.
@pplwtching: I just forgot about some nachos in the oven, don't tell me about your hopes and dreams going up in flames.