@HeidiCF8: I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face.
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@SufficientCharm: Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask.
@novocapulum: Dear America: it's called English for a reason. They invented it. It's not "English" spelling. It's correct spelling... This is a subtweet.
@haleysfalling: cop: are you high? me: if i was high could i do this? *vaults over car hood and does 360 no scope* cop: did you just say "asterisk vaults ov
@neerjagurnani: Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime.