@WGladstone: I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them.
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@isabelzawtun: *a movie that's 100% studio logo animations but the audience doesn't even notice until 30 minutes in*
@smilely_gal: 7 has started saying "your life just got better," whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit.
@SabotagedSmoke: Tried to challenge the guy in the stall next to me to a thumb war, now he's holding my hand & crying about his childhood. I need to wipe.