@WGladstone: I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them.
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@SimplyRetard: "*RING**RING* in the middle Of night! "Hello?" "Hey man are you home?" "No dude i just picked up my house phone from Burger King."
@jackmackenroth: People are always impressed to find out that I got my PhD at 17 but anything is possible if you work hard enough and lie.
@envydatropic: I'm at the age where "pop, lock, and drop" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves