@SondraDeeMe: I put my shoes on like everyone else. I beckon for my footman, Chauncey, and he does it straightaway. Your guy probably has a different name
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@joshgondelman: I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is.
@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
@_wangwe: Her: I heard your sister went to the US. Me: Yeah she did. Her: Which state? Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.