@SondraDeeMe: I put my shoes on like everyone else. I beckon for my footman, Chauncey, and he does it straightaway. Your guy probably has a different name
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@MomOnFire: Stop talking. They are staring at you. You are saying bizarre things. -An Inner Monologue
@murrman5: do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth "starting now?" yes "the judge looks like squints from the sandlot"
@heatherlou_: *slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*
@TheHyyyype: *sees a tall guy* "he must be a basketball player* *sees a tall girl* "she must be a basketball player" *sees a tall tree* "it must be a basketball player"