@mochanya: I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings.
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@ch000ch: when wolves raise a human child no one cares, but when i raise a wolf as my child and send it to elementary school everyone freaks out
@DurtMcHurtt: Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now.
@KentWGraham: My wife was going to make pancakes. Then she wasn't. Then she was. Then wasn't. Then was. Now it looks like she's just waffling.
@desusnice: John Lennon got shot and died. Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini. Not even a contest.