@mochanya: I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings.
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@Overdue_Bills: Hell yes we can still be friends if you don't drink, I'm not that shallow. You have a driver's license, right??
@DurtMcHurtt: Playing dodgeball with kids is harder than it looks cause you have to throw them with both hands.
@crushingbort: one time I saw a cop on a horse start to walk it down some steps and I thought "oh the horse is trained for stairs" and then they both fell
@mattsurely: Oh really well you thought four inches was HUGE when we were talking about spiders.