@mochanya: I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings.
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@PeterKlesken: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
@LuckoftheDraw86: So when is too soon to ask your friend if you can borrow their baby to reenact The Lion King? One day old? Two?
@rivalpunks: In middle school, I had a crush on a kid named BJ. When you write Heather loves BJ on your notebooks, you make a lot of friends.