@Afghan_Kushh: I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza
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@munkayc: Bought cheap helium gas. Now boyfriend's annoying snoring doesn't make me want to kill him, but my fear of clowns has tripled..
@philyuck: COP: Did the suspect have a birthmark? MARK: He's alive so I'm assuming he had a birth, yes.
@Daddyissues__: Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you.
@70Ceeks: *He-Man at table read* "By the power of Greyskull, I have the- hang on- *pointing to script* should it say 'power' again here?"