@VerifiedDrunk: I put the 'fun' in functional alcoholic.
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@hippieswordfish: *swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*
@Taryn_: That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves.
@caseytduncan: If I've learned any thing from dogs and cats, it's that you can rub your head on people when you want attention.