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@xanmurai: i put the ":/" in "http://".
@Brianhopecomedy: I told my wife that size shouldn't matter so she went out shopping and bought my "boys room" a new 4 inch TV.
@AmishPornStar1: Haters gonna hate...
Masters gonna bate.
@pakalupapito: I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply
GOD: You all have a divine purpose
HORSE: I will plow man's field
COW: I will give man milk
GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo
@rolldiggity: I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy.