@treywafer: I put the "m" in illiterate
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@duplicitron: Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone’s eyes were closed.
@QwertyJones3: One hamburger please CHICK-FIL-A: Sorry we only serve chicken here Oh *leaves* *comes back wearing a chicken costume* One hamburger please