@treywafer: I put the "m" in illiterate
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@blaudiablogan: It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page.
@realHamOnWry: A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What did you learn in kindergarten today? 5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.