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@Nahdude83: I put the "native" in descriminative...
Wait, that's not good.
@thatUPSdude: Went to Hollister but nothing fit, plus got lost in there for a week. Came out 30lbs lighter, so went back in to buy a shirt.
@peteec: Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with the skill of an NFL replacement referee.
@DirtMcTurd: Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend?
It sounds boring and there's no way that couple makes it..
"It's OUR wedding!"
@Mr_Kapowski: Travel Agent: Hello sir! Interested in a vacation?
Me: *puts cat on the phone*
[20 mins later]
Travel Agent: I've got you booked for Maui
@Brianhopecomedy: A conversation between 2 vegans:
"I'm a vegan."
"I'm a vegan too."
"So...you're a vegan?"
"Yes, I am a vegan."