@Cheeseboy22: I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants.
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@cowyfwame: I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
@WheelTod: Just got your text from last night: you need to cut the red wire first to stop the countdown.
@ChefChas82: I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties.
@Mellicubed: My fire alarm just went off because I took my shower. Ya, I know I'm hot when I'm naked, but come on now, let's all just calm down.